The All New “Celebrity Love Connection”

The All New “Celebrity Love Connection (aka “the dirty dozen”)—

Bill Cosby and Hillary Clinton (she won’t need to change the monogrammed towels)

Johnny Depp and Kathy Griffin (the new John Wilkes Booth and the ISIS pin-up queen)

Barack Obama and Rosie O’Donnell (he likes ’em big and loud)

James Comey and Robert Mueller (bff—need we say more?)

Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch (they can talk about the grandkids)

Anderson Cooper and Rachel Madcow (nah, that’s just fake news)

Charles Manson and Madonna (hope she’s not too old for him)

John Kerry and Ayatollah Khomenei (will the real Ayatollah please stand up?)

John McCain and Maxine Waters (Senile Lives Matter)

Joran Van Der Sloot and Jodi Arias (they’ll need conjugal visits for their killer romance)

Francisco Lopez-Sanchez and Nancy Pelosi (Sex in the Sanctuary City)

OJ Simpson and Lorena Bobbitt (but their honeymoon may be cut short!)

The Honorable Eddie Rose

Former Laguna Niguel (CA) City Councilman

“A Voice—Not An Echo”

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